everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
We don't watch enough power rangers
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
third nipple confirmed
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
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