Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
My apartment stinks of burning failure
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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