They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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