We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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