You're my little dorito
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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