I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
