i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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