I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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