when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
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