We're like a lot better than the average bears
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
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