I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Use "feeling words"
Yay
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
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