Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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