U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
My Sexting was not on an AP level
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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