Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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