belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
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