Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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