And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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