with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Even my vagina gasped.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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