wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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