somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Quick, to the slutcave!
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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