I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
he had hair everywhere except his balls
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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