wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
