I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
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