My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Randomize
