They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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