Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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