East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
It's not a walk of shame if you run
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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