Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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