i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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