how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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