ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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