Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
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