fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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