Is it normal to miss your booty call?
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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