have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
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