I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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