It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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