Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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