if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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