Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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