I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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