i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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