I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
We got so high we made milksteak
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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