Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Randomize
