I have demons in me.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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