So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
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