She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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