I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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