yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
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