I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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