did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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