I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
he puts the penis in happiness.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
My orgasm happened in two different decades
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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