remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Randomize
