do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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