I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
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