i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
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